I want to tell you a little story...

1. I really enjoy using Fargo.

2. But I told my boss I'm entering all the HTML myself.

3. Please don't tell him otherwise!

My name is Kim

I work at Bloatware.

I have a nice job.

Sports I like

1. Skiing.

2. Ice Hockey.

3. Swimming.

4. Baseball.

My favorite teams

1. Rockies.

2. Broncos.

3. Nuggets.

A slogan for your consideration

Greetings, citizen of Planet Earth. We are your overlords. :-)

Want to know what time it is?

Thu Jan 30 2014 18:32:11 GMT-0500 (EST)

Greetings

• My name is Kim Parker.

• I am a senior evangelist.

Progress

• I started at Bloatware in June.

• I am learning the ropes.

• Finding out where the bodies are buried.

  • Just kidding!

Plan

• World domination!

Q&A

• What do you think?

I'm in the office and it's so quiet. Everyone took a few days off to get a whole week off, but I'm a newbie, so I don't get a holiday. I'll use this time to familiarize myself with how people work here. Most of the doors are open. Here I come!