I want to tell you a little story...

  1. I really enjoy using Fargo.

  2. But I told my boss I'm entering all the HTML myself.

  3. Please don't tell him otherwise!

07/16/13; 08:36AM

My name is Kim

I work at Bloatware.

I have a nice job.

Sports I like

  1. Skiing.

  2. Ice Hockey.

  3. Swimming.

  4. Baseball.

My favorite teams

  1. Rockies.

  2. Broncos.

  3. Nuggets.

A slogan for your consideration

Greetings, citizen of Planet Earth. We are your overlords. :-)

Want to know what time it is?

Thu Jan 30 2014 18:32:11 GMT-0500 (EST)

07/16/13; 07:59AM

Greetings

  • My name is Kim Parker.

  • I am a senior evangelist.

Progress

  • I started at Bloatware in June.

  • I am learning the ropes.

  • Finding out where the bodies are buried.

    • Just kidding!

Plan

  • World domination!

Q&A

  • What do you think?
07/16/13; 07:57AM

I'm in the office and it's so quiet. Everyone took a few days off to get a whole week off, but I'm a newbie, so I don't get a holiday. I'll use this time to familiarize myself with how people work here. Most of the doors are open. Here I come!

07/01/13; 08:01AM

Last built: Thu, Jan 30, 2014 at 6:32 PM

By Kim Parker, Monday, July 1, 2013 at 8:01 AM.